Office day. What a great office day. I can look forward to a “meeting” later on in the afternoon. Oh joy for me. I hate meetings that take place after lunch. I hate them because I also dislike taking lunches. Lunches are a waste of time. Who in the fuck needs thirty minutes to an hour to sit and ingest food? Food makes a person fat. Food makes a person tired and non-responsive. Lunches turn a legitimate meeting into a collective of babbling zombies and caloric inebriated ideas.

Don't you love it when an individual with an ego, who possesses no authority or supervision over you, acts in a manner indicative of a manager reviewing your performance? I surely do. Make my day you imposter and self righteous buffoon. Maybe we should review your performance and work ethic. Oh I see, you believe this entire office is your creation and testament to glory. You certainly do have a tremendous responsibility on your shoulders; making everything happen and running the show according to your moral convictions and rules.