I had the non-opportunity to watch an episode of American Idol. What a fucking complete fantasy game show bunch of twaddled commercial network television bullshit. I cant believe those stupid mormons, or morons, actually believe that they have the balls, or labia, to be the Dun Dun Dun (that was a drum roll) next "American Idol". Shit. Idol my freshly douched ass. Absolutely nothing about those people embodies the definition of Idol. I look at any one of those individuals and I think to myself; Man, I would love to be as drunk as a mother fucker at a karaoke bar, watching one them sing some stupid-assed cover of an Alan Jackson or Gloria Gainer song. I would finish my beer, walk right over to them, look em straight in the eye, and say, "Idol this bitch.." Then I would punch them in the nutsnack or vagina.

They are not the kind of vocalists that I say have the qualities of an American Idol. Axl Rose, now he's a fuckin American Idol. That fucker can SIIIIING. Like a son of a bitch. Welcome to the jungle BABY. I wanna see an Axl Rose wannabe on American Idol. I wanna see a fight break out between the contestants. One of those pampered worthless babies needs to snap, breakdown, freak out, and really beat the shit out another one of them. And make it impossible for that beatee to continue the competition. That would be cool. If a fight was to happen, I might have a little more respect for one of them. If one of them were to fling their feces at the audience on network primetime television, I would watch the show more often too.